omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Found your dick twin last night
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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