i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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