So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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