She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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