How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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