he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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