We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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