trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
tell me about the fingering
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