he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
