Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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