so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
