i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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