walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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