what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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