Dual....:-)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
it glows. i had to have it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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