I cockslap morals
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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