Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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