What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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