Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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