do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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