Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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