we have officially lost it.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
tell me about the eggs
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