What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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