Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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