69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
