Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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