i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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