Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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