After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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