Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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