for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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