If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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