Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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