She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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