What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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