So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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