i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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