he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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