why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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