stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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