just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just want nice things and good sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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