Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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