Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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