Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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