I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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