On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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