YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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