So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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