I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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