I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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