From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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