somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm bleeding and have questions
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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