just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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