Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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